『小方糖日記簿』

近來幾乎每晚準備睡前（已經躺平在床），
軒都會說 "Mommy, i have stomachache, I want to go poo poo"
這對一個已經和床合為一體的睏媽咪來說是件還挺煩人的事。
我就閉著眼說“Okay, let's go poo poo～“
軒感覺到我不想起身，
竟然說“Mommy please protect me, if u don't protect me, I don't have mommy anymore~“
嚇到我立刻起身抱抱他，“Okay, let mommy 'protect' you ~Let's go~
Mommy will be with u always whenever u need me'“
(軒說的'protect'＝陪伴的意思)
他笑了，愛撒驕的孩子。

軒便便，我坐在小凳子等他，
他用力嗯，說“why my poo poo cannot come out?? Why??“
我笑說“I don't know why, maybe u should ask your poo poo~“
軒調皮地笑說“蛤？My poo poo don't have mouth~~he can't talk~“
哈哈，你知道就好。

無聊的便便談，完，呵呵。